Whoever wins, we, uh…nevermind

Me: We never saw Cowboys and Aliens.
Wife: I want to see that too! Cowboys vs. Aliens!
Me: Was there a “versus”? I don’t think so.
Wife: I would see Cowboys and Aliens vs. Predator.
Me: Cowboys, Aliens, and Predator vs. The Volcano.
Wife: Cowboys, Aliens, Predator and the Volcano … vs. Kramer.